Hello and greetings friends, I apologize for the hiatus – I have had many important projects I have been occupied with. I have been working on my self help manual “The Seven Guiding Principals of Inter-Galactic Space Travel: Memoirs of a Maniac” which the New York Times called “…..remarkable.” At the current rate of progress we will see the book get released in probably about five years or so, it’s a tedious process of dictating the work into my handheld digital recorder and then having my assistant transcribe the work. I have also been slipping in and out of reality, I have it on good authority we jumped dimensions again yesterday morning on November 3rd. I do not know how many that is for the year but its marks a strong trend we have seen this year as far as having our dimensions in the multiverse kind of “splash” into one another. Just look around you at the state of things if you need convincing. With all the good things we could possibly be doing with our time and energy we spend all our time championing trans gender rights and blah blah blah. Bunch of bullshit, but I digress. Onto the meat of the article.
TRUMP HAS A WEATHER MACHINE HE HAS BEEN USING TO LOWER THE PROPERTY VALUES IN THE CARIBBEAN IN A WELL ORCHESTRATED AND ENTIRELY DEVIOUS PLOT HE WILL MAKE BILLIONS OFF THE DEAL THE PUBLIC CAN DO NOTHING TO STOP THE EMPEROR I HAVE LEAKED PLANS OF THE WEATHER MACHINE SO SOMEONE CAN START SEARCHING FOR A VULNERABILITY IN THE DEATH STAR
