I’m sure many of you by now are aware of our operative who was illegally detained in a government black op abduction. If you haven’t seen this yet, go here for the article: https://theslipperytruth.com/trumps-fascist-military-raids-whistle-blower/

Due to these recent actions, we felt it is imperative to post an update on how best to stay off The Man’s radar. I’m sure you are aware that our fingerprints are unique to each and every one of us, including twins. You’re also aware The Man uses our fingerprints to track our movements and keep records on us. In your effort to stick it to the man you must do everything in your power to evade his prying eyes. A simple and effective way of doing this is removing your finger prints.

 

You may find yourself asking “But how will I, a simpleton,  go about removing my own fingerprints?” Well the answer may surprise you! As stated it’s quite simple. First, select your method of removal; I recommend starting with household items. We will go over several of the more common methods.

 

 

 Have a stove? Crank that puppy up and simply place the tips of your fingers on the range. No stove? No problem! 

 

 

 

 

 If you own a pool you’ll find muriatic acid works a treat! Pour some into a shot glass and go for a soak!

 

 

 

You can also extract the blood from a colony of ants that perhaps has set up shop in your backyard. You’ll have to google the exact method, but once extracted, ant blood has many practical applications.

 

 

Next time you go camping, place the end of a flat piece of metal in the fire. Instead of taking it out by the cool end, simply grab the hot part and it will do the work for you.

BELOW: A group of Patriots seen preparing to remove their fingerprints

 

No matter how you go about it you’ll find that you disappear like a ghost in the night. The Man will have a hard time keeping tabs on you once your natural ID markers are obliterated.

In the next article, we’ll go over how to completely remove your irises and 100% of your body hair with homemade lasers in an effort to further reduce your biological signature.